XXO ONCE OVeer

Perhaps what is fascinating is that if I took this blog seriously, I could be world famous. But more importantly, I just long to scribble on the vast vagina that is The Internet, so that my thoughts can be hidden therein forever, and only I can access them once I lose her verginity.

Damn, Bloodtooth, stay in school!

Alas, I wanted to note that Monday will be a Lana Del Rey concert.

In other news, two days ago I saw a construction worker scuba diving in the Lachine Canal to attach a concrete block to a crane, in order to lift it and block off the water. One worker was doing the scuba diving, and 10 of the other construction workers were watching him. This is Montreal. Yet my biggest hope is that someone was operating the crane. If I could hashtag this paragraph, I would call it #LachineCanalRepairs

Have an awesome May, y'all.
(it's like have an awesome day, but for May. Gosh I need an audience)

Peace out,
xxo

let me pee everywhere

SO APPARENTLY,
it's in style to be blogging. Time to catch up on krystina sarvey's travel stories. Sprinkles and jewelry ara x aqalei? And you, erick polissnatra, you talk about kisses and alcohol one more time.
AS FOR myself, it seems i only come on to blog the 2 weeks before exams. p.s. i have an exam in two weeks.

goodday

the end

how to delete this mother fucking blog you fuckers

songs about girls

For the first time, I felt like my hands were paws. I felt like a douche-bag. Is there a way to stop being that. I don't mean to be. Usually I'm just trying to be funny, and honest. Douche-baggery is easy: be in peoples faces; don't care about them please.

Why do I hate when people think Lady Gaga is a rip off of Madonna? In my honest opinion, Born This Way doesn't sound like Express Yourself. I don't think Alejandro is Vogue. Actually, I really don't mind if you like Madonna or Lady Gaga, they are great. And I don't mind if you dislike either of them, because who the ef am I to tell you? That's right, a douche-bag... And finally, go ahead and think one is better than the other - I'm not either of them so I am not so dearly affected by your choice. Now, if you are about to compare the two stars... Nikolaia Ostonovka... Then sure i guess technically Lady Gaga is a bitch for ripping off Madonna - but i still think its beautiful. Inspiration is kinda beautiful, isn't it? Isnt a new interpretation as cute as a red ladybug? And in the end, all i hope is that there is no anger in your heart for no reason. 

BY THE WAY

Girls gone Wild is the closest madonna song to Lady Gaga. Amen.

which are both rips offs of 'girls wanna have fun' by cindy lauper. which is a rip off of lana del reys' 'this is what makes us girls.'

christina aguilera is not a douche bagess. i hope i wasnt one

Madonna says

time to masturbate

fuk diz shit

Sketch uno

This book is so wonderful,
i feel like im reading it from a hammock inside gods vagina,

why even a cigarette, isnt it just daisies?

the more you know, the smaller your brain gets

Thursday, September 19

International Talk Like a Pirate Day 2013